November 23, 2010

19 minutes til punch out

I'm bored. this happens a lot. I usually spend ALL my free work time on Face.book when I'm bored at work. Making my friends laugh and offending people without care. It's Face.book, who in their right mind gets upset about stuff on there?? idiots that's who. Anyway, so here I am not on FB. My wife (translation: best friend, soulmate, person, lobster) was laid off Friday. She has no home computer at the moment and this makes us both miserable.
I could use a drink right now. instead i shall go home to my 2 kids, I hate them both in a loving way. They stress me out and make me crazier than I am, but I love them to bits and they also make me laugh til I snot myself. win some lose some. Besides it's not like I haven't already gotten Mother of the Year several times over (yes thats sarcasm folks). Then my red neck Mr. McSas will get home and continue the stress and what not....
Today I'm thinking....duct tape + closet = happy lady ha ha h ah I wish.