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baby hitl.er??

ha ha ha so it's been foreva cause....I actually forgot about this joint with the business of my life. yeah I suck...blow me.

So for St Pat's Day my family and friends i consider family got together this Sat (Old lame working ppl don't party on Thursdays anymore). We put a construction paper mustache on my neighbor's baby and made him hit.ler. Yeah it's wrong but it was so funny we couldn't help but take pictures with him....while he was wearing.

as if that's not bad enough My Brother in Laws van was at my neighbors for repair and Friday night I put a sign in the back window that read: Hey kids...free candy (and in fine print wrote & roofies).

I'm an asshole you can't dare me to run over to the van in slippers at midnight and tape a sign in a van...I will always do it.