BEST BOOK EVER, Go buy it NOW!!!!

So I downloaded and read "I Just Want to Pee Alone" by some hilarious Mom Bloggers Amazon link, I just Want to Pee Alone.

It was an informative, hilarious, eye opening, honest, sarcastic, best read of all time.
I swear I giggled. I laughed. I snotted my own face. I nearly CRYPEED (when you laugh so hard you cry and pee a little). If you haven't heard of this book, and are a parent, want to be a parent or just enjoy nightmare parenting situations handle with a sense of humor you definitely need to download or buy this book. I follow them on Face.book and read their blogs, makes being a Mom much easier to live with!!

uninvited

apparently the uninvited here is my motivation. ha ha anyone seen it? i can't get motivated about anything. work, working out etc. I felt GREAT when I worked out 4 to 6 days a week, stopped eating most meat etc. I fell yuck now. I've only had a slight slide from my ways but its enough to not even want to exert effort. Effort? wtf is effort ? I don't even remember (so if in a year i sign on here and post a new oicture and look like Shamu well I never did find the effort) This will never happen because I am way too vain to let it. tru story.

So my Lobster (previous post has explanation of said name) is back to work with smart phone and on FB...yes that makes me happier. but this place that pays me to do stuff for them daily....well i don't wanna and they keep giving me stuff. wtf do they think I have to do work for pay? yeah ok ha haha.

Back to work....yucko