have you seen me lately?

I haven't.

I'd assume at this point I was shattered into pieces, set fire to and am now invisible...unless you would like to verbally assualt me in which case I appear to be fully intact..

that is all

I love you A$$hole

is what my 2 1/2 year old said to me the other day. I said what did you just say? He repeated it. I said please don't say that word it's BAAAAAD. I hear him telling the dogs to stop biting asshole. Um do I do that? often? apparently I do. My man says yeah you're awful and he totally learned it from you. Not 4 hours later did he yell at one of the dogs incessant barking outside "Knock it off asshole"...I said um yeah, it's just me..."

So we have once again implemented a "curse jar" normal everyday not as offensive curses are change, whatever change you have in your pockets will do. The F bomb that's a dollar...I'm gonna be f*cking broke in a month, just sayin.

uninvited

apparently the uninvited here is my motivation. ha ha anyone seen it? i can't get motivated about anything. work, working out etc. I felt GREAT when I worked out 4 to 6 days a week, stopped eating most meat etc. I fell yuck now. I've only had a slight slide from my ways but its enough to not even want to exert effort. Effort? wtf is effort ? I don't even remember (so if in a year i sign on here and post a new oicture and look like Shamu well I never did find the effort) This will never happen because I am way too vain to let it. tru story.

So my Lobster (previous post has explanation of said name) is back to work with smart phone and on FB...yes that makes me happier. but this place that pays me to do stuff for them daily....well i don't wanna and they keep giving me stuff. wtf do they think I have to do work for pay? yeah ok ha haha.

Back to work....yucko

baby hitl.er??

ha ha ha so it's been foreva cause....I actually forgot about this joint with the business of my life. yeah I suck...blow me.

So for St Pat's Day my family and friends i consider family got together this Sat (Old lame working ppl don't party on Thursdays anymore). We put a construction paper mustache on my neighbor's baby and made him hit.ler. Yeah it's wrong but it was so funny we couldn't help but take pictures with him....while he was wearing.

as if that's not bad enough My Brother in Laws van was at my neighbors for repair and Friday night I put a sign in the back window that read: Hey kids...free candy (and in fine print wrote & roofies).

I'm an asshole you can't dare me to run over to the van in slippers at midnight and tape a sign in a van...I will always do it.